Texas Razorback Hogs

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Young Boy
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Texas Razorback Hogs

Postby Young Boy » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:53 pm

Texas Razorback Hogs

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is
carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to
attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
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The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for
Senator John Kerry."
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The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Nice trade, sir."
Young Boy D company 6th/31st 1968/69

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