Joke of the Year in Australia:

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Joke of the Year in Australia:

Postby Young Boy » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:34 am

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia:


Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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LOL............

Postby Niner Delta » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:19 pm

I have heard this saying applied to both Australia and Montana,
"The land where men are men, women are scarce, and sheep are nervous."


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Yes

Postby Young Boy » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:33 pm

Your right and in some states their sisters are scared too !!!
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