'Do you Understand what cooperation is?

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'Do you Understand what cooperation is?

Postby SgtMike » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:07 pm

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you
Understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The
Little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
Or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an
Out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,
Or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you
Understand all that? '

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so
Another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good
Sportsmanship to call your coach a
"Dumb-ass or Shithead" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach . . .
'Now go over there and
Explain all that to your grandmother!'
A true friend is someone who reaches
for your hand and touches your heart.

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