Leroy's Hearing

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Leroy's Hearing

Postby Niner Alpha » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:34 pm

In a Memphis church, Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line and when it was his turn, the preacher asked,
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, ", I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."

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