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Postby SgtMike » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:38 am

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of sex. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs
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Postby Niner Delta » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:01 pm

Reminds me of......

Group of golfing buddies were out of town for a tournament and it was one guy's 70th birthday.
His buddies sent a beautiful young hooker up to his room for a birthday present.
He answers the door and she says, "I'm here to give you some Super Sex."
Poor old guy just sighs, "I'll take the soup, after 18 holes, I'm too tired for sex."

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