Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

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Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby SgtMike » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:10 pm

Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

He has an impressive list of accomplishments!

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never
lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United
States

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing
oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing
the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third
party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when
there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies
to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through
executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the
deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with
criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his
political appointees.

First President to terminate America’s independent ability to put a man in space (killing the Constellation program

he said he would support during the campaign)

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and
refuse to enforce it (Defense of Marriage Act)

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out
on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is
allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to
protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly
issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one
of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his
office. .

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years
in office, 90 to date.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tour’.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and
Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the
taxpayer.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at
taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Quran tells us the early morning call of
the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to take a 17 day vacation.

So–how is this hope and change working out for us?
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Re: Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby pointman » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:50 pm

Check out the following website. Most dis proven or simply fictitious.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/o/ ... t-card.htm

Must be an election year again.
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Re: Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby Niner Alpha » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:01 pm

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Re: Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby SgtMike » Tue May 01, 2012 9:32 pm

You guys did notice I posted this in the Funny Paper. lol
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Re: Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby Niner Alpha » Tue May 01, 2012 10:57 pm

Well.....I laughted. Really just smirked a bit, actually.

I thought maybe you put it in the wrong forum. And, I guess I did get carried away a bit. It's not like anybody cares what any of us think about anything political anyway.
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Re: Quit bashing President Obama’s Accomplishments

Postby The Pelion Kid » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:08 pm

Well I always get my chops fried when I get on the political wagon..But I thought the original post was really hilarious..
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