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Postby Niner Alpha » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:56 pm

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall

was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband

was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She

used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him

where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said; "honey remember the jewelry store we went

into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could

not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day".

His wife said, suddenly touched with emotion, "yes, I remember that jewelry store".

He said; "well, I'm in the bar next to it".

Merry Christmas, Ho-ho-ho!

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