L.A. Judge Makes Unprecedented Ruling

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L.A. Judge Makes Unprecedented Ruling

Postby SgtMike » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:23 am

Los Angeles, CA (AP) - A seven-year-old Santa Monica boy was at the center of an L.A. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the UCLA Bruins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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