REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

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REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

Postby SgtMike » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:05 am

* You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
* You can trade a .44 for two .22?s.
* You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
* If you admire a friend?s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
and let you try a few rounds with it.
* Your primary handgun doesn?t mind if you have a backup.
* Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
* A handgun doesn?t take up a lot of closet space.
* Handguns function normally every day of the month.
* A handgun won?t ask, ?Do these grips make me look fat??
* A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you?re done using it.
* You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without
having problems.
* A handgun doesn?t care how big your trigger finger is.
* A handgun won?t tell all of its friends if you are a ?little fast on
the trigger??
A true friend is someone who reaches
for your hand and touches your heart.

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