Positive Self Image.........

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Positive Self Image.........

Postby SgtMike » Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:48 am

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says:

'Ya know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.

By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.

By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.'

'So,' says the second drunk, 'what's your point?'

'Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!'
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for your hand and touches your heart.

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