Letter to John Hinckley Jr. :-)

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Letter to John Hinckley Jr. :-)

Postby SgtMike » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:39 pm

October 9, 2008

To: John Hinckley, Jr.
From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been humping the crap out of Jodie Foster. I thought you should know.
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