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Survivor Montana Style

Postby SgtMike » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:17 am

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor Montana Style."

The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grass range and Roundup and the final leg will be back to Billings.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins!
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