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Postby SgtMike » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:31 am

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today. ."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."

"OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.


"OLD" IS WHEN Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


"OLD" IS WHEN You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
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