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Postby SgtMike » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:58 am

A crusty old Marine Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted
bya local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for

Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
bothering you?"
Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at all his awards and decorations and said,
It looks like you've seen a lot of action."
Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start a conversation, said,
You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
1955, ma'am."
Well, there you go! You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! That explains
a lot."
With that she calmly took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to have sex with him. Afterwards, still panting for
breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't
forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
hope not, it's only 2130 now."
A true friend is someone who reaches
for your hand and touches your heart.

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