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Married 25 years...

Postby SgtMike » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:32 pm

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat...

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