Workplace Vocabulary Lesson

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Workplace Vocabulary Lesson

Postby SgtMike » Sat May 06, 2006 4:49 am

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss.

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops
over everything ,and then leaves.

Blowing Your Buffer - Losing your train of thought.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the
employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.

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