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Dementia Test

Postby SgtMike » Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:40 pm

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't
use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very
private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the ! ;
answers until you have made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.






WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may
even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.






3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions?????
If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle
of "no man's land" bet! ween East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?









Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to
rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If
you said, "Don't bury the survivors," then proceed to the next question.






5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and
four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea,
three people get off and five people g! et on In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of
the bus driver?









Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU

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