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Postby SgtMike » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:57 am

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a
drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the
bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't
talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good
thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night." :?

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