Paddy at The Bar

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Paddy at The Bar

Postby SgtMike » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:24 am

Hi guys well its that time of year again. Joe Donnelly sent me this one. :-)

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
night celebrating. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking
anymore tonight, Paddy!"

Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off and falls flat on his face.

"Shoite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.

"Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he
can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls
to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside
and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step
out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus... I'm smashed," he says to himself.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls
himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a
look up the stairs and says "No way." So he crawls up the stairs to his
bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the
room and falls flat on his face. He says, "Dang it" and ultimately climbs
into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of
coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was smashed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned, . You left your wheelchair at the pub."

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