Two Bear Hunters

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Two Bear Hunters

Postby SgtMike » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:49 am

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other
went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but
only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his
rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on
him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he
tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over
him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend
inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!" :lol:

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