Cutting Back

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Cutting Back

Postby SgtMike » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:12 am

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.



Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.



I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"



She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."



I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"



I don't think she'll be back. :roll:

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