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by Young Boy
Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: U.S. RULES FOR GUN FIGHTING
Replies: 0
Views: 1975

U.S. RULES FOR GUN FIGHTING

U.S. ARMY RULES FOR GUNFIGHTING 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all your friends that have guns. Bring all their friends that have guns. 2. If you can choose what you bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 3. Anything worth shooting is worth s...
by Young Boy
Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: ARE YOU A REAL COWBOY?
Replies: 0
Views: 2037

ARE YOU A REAL COWBOY?

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fence...
by Young Boy
Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:49 am
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Army issue
Replies: 0
Views: 2003

Army issue

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist...
by Young Boy
Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:45 am
Forum: Shooting the Breeze
Topic: jerk
Replies: 1
Views: 2594

jerk

This guy sent this to my buddy Peter in CA. What a butt wipe this guy is !!!!!! He a graduate of Berkeley collage that in it's self tells us the story. Pete didn't even send it to this guy, the (thank a soldier thing) got forwarded to him from a tattoo shop owner in LA that has done some work on me....
by Young Boy
Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Since 1955
Replies: 0
Views: 1838

Since 1955

No Sex Since 1955 A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a...
by Young Boy
Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:36 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Military words of Wisdom
Replies: 0
Views: 1862

Military words of Wisdom

Military words of Wisdom A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Aim t...
by Young Boy
Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: Need list
Replies: 2
Views: 4315

Thank you

Thank you guys I really appreciate it
by Young Boy
Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: Need list
Replies: 2
Views: 4315

Need list

Can any one send me a list of the guys names that were in Delta 6th 31st by platoon ? I'm talking about the guys that went over in the Ft Lewis group in April 1968
Thanks Tom
by Young Boy
Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:21 pm
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: Vietnamese Robe
Replies: 2
Views: 4346

Right

You are probable right there my friend she keep it in one of those zip up deals for dresses.
by Young Boy
Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:57 am
Forum: Shooting the Breeze
Topic: Try this in Google -Funny
Replies: 2
Views: 3302

Funny

Now that was funny LOL
by Young Boy
Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:36 am
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: C rations
Replies: 7
Views: 7422

Well

Well we cleared that one up !! Thank you, I never was sure so when I let someone see it I always said I was told it said that for fear of looking like an idiot. Not that I don't avail myself of doing so on occasions but I'd rather try not appear to be to stupid. lol
by Young Boy
Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:49 pm
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: Vietnamese Robe
Replies: 2
Views: 4346

Vietnamese Robe

Vietnamese Robe I also sent this home on that phone trip to Saigon. Hey I was 18 I thought Mom would like it. lol
by Young Boy
Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: C rations
Replies: 7
Views: 7422

So

So it doesn't translate (This way to die) just dangerous area ?????
by Young Boy
Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: F-T-A Beret
Replies: 1
Views: 3441

F-T-A Beret

Carried this thing around over there for some reason. Don't remember where I got it but do remember having the FTA put on in some base camp or village. LT. Fish told me not to let the big brass see it. Had a CIB stuck on it for awhile but took it off. It's a little beat up now, but I still think it'...
by Young Boy
Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: C rations
Replies: 7
Views: 7422

registered ?I?

They took us to Saigon one day and told us we could call home ! why they pulled us out of the bush to do that I'll never know ! and I'm not sure how many guys did it. But I do remember having to say over on the phone. I had that stuff with me and I also picked up a few things from a shop next door t...
by Young Boy
Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:44 am
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: C rations
Replies: 7
Views: 7422

C rations

This sign was made on a C rations box !!! The sign says (THIS WAY TO DIE) another thing I picked up in the bush. We got hit the next day, I was told it said that but really wasn't sure, didn't find out till I was home 15 years !!!! I let the Vet center display it and a couple of Vietnamese's told th...
by Young Boy
Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: Delta Company
Topic: Flag
Replies: 2
Views: 3778

Flag

I got this flag somewhere out in the bush ! they used a coffee can to make it. Hope I do this attachment right ! You can clearly see it has a bullet hole in it.
by Young Boy
Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:15 am
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: The French
Replies: 0
Views: 1945

The French

The French The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one ...
by Young Boy
Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Texas Razorback Hogs
Replies: 0
Views: 2031

Texas Razorback Hogs

Texas Razorback Hogs As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." > The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorba...
by Young Boy
Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:51 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Texas flight
Replies: 0
Views: 1795

Texas flight

Texas flight A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd r...
by Young Boy
Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Delicate Matter
Replies: 3
Views: 3470

Do it

Feel free I stoled it !!!
by Young Boy
Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Delicate Matter
Replies: 3
Views: 3470

Delicate Matter

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor fel...
by Young Boy
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:42 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Air Base, Greenland
Replies: 0
Views: 1915

Air Base, Greenland

A U.S. Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off-duty is called out to take care of it. Th...
by Young Boy
Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Joke of the Year in Australia:
Replies: 2
Views: 3208

Yes

Your right and in some states their sisters are scared too !!!
by Young Boy
Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:34 am
Forum: The Funny Paper
Topic: Joke of the Year in Australia:
Replies: 2
Views: 3208

Joke of the Year in Australia:

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia: Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll ...

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